Friday, October 5, 2012

Qui-Gon Must Have Been Bad At Math...

  • I've had this on my mind since The Phantom Menace came out and I've decided I can remain silent no longer.
    • The reason Qui-Gon Jinn made a BFD about Anakin was because he thought he would fulfill an old Jedi prophesy.
    • This prophesy was a BFD for the Jedi and they seemed to regard the fulfilling of said prophesy as a good thing.
    • The Jedi counsel agreed that Qui-Gon might have been right, but was unsure about training Anakin anyway.
    • The prophesy was of "one who will bring balance to the force." This is the problem I have: as of the Naboo blockade crisis in the entire galaxy there were only 2 Sith and like a thousand fucking Jedi. WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY WANT BALANCE?! THEY WERE WINNING! 
      • Mace Windu should have been like, "He may be the one to bring balance to the force... HOLY-COCK-SHIT-BALLS-ASS! WE NEED TO KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKING KID RIGHT NOW BEFORE HE CUTS OFF MY GODDAMNED HAND OR SOMETHING!"
  • The other thought I had was that any time Qui-Gon decides it would be a good idea to go out of his way to help someone without orders, don't help that person (or gungan) kill them; kill them immediately.

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