Thursday, April 1, 2010

The Case For Caps to Indicate Yelling in Proper English:

  • What if you yell a question? If you add an exclamation point after a question mark your editor’s ass will clench up so tight he could shit a singularity. [why is it exclamation point instead of mark?]
  • What if you only yell part of the sentence? Emphasis changes the meaning.
  • Extensive research by the linguistics research group 4chan has proven its effectiveness to be greater than punctuation marks.
  • I say it’s a good idea and I wouldn’t lie to you about this; not punctuation.

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